alfiecrow asked: Why do you hate bacon
largely because of the context surrounding it, the one provided by the internet. it is impossible to eat sandwiches in a vaccum, all we have is the world around us. that’s a world in which bacon enthusiasts so value the object of their affection that they must sew it through everything, from band-aids to perfumes to who the fuck knows what else. in such a context, I cannot help but to grow slowly less enthused with bacon, as heavy-breathing boosters sell it to the moon, what is left to the rest of us but disappointment?