today one of my professors asked the class if we knew who henry kissinger was. both “sure, he’s that guy who smells like blood and is followed everywhere by the unending screams of countless souls” and “yeah, he authored the paris peace accords and lost his glasses in a toilet” came out of my brain at the same time and they smashed together and nothing came out.

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